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Out of Retirement

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Anonymous Nov 28, 2006 California
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This discussion board has been so quiet lately. Where's Bmalibu?
Anyway, I decided to retire a few months ago, because I was starting to get the same experience everytime I went to my favorite (or any other) AMP (however, I never experienced Tammy). Perfunctory back massage, flip, bj, then "boom boom". Predictable, vanilla, and always worried about an STD and LE. My retirement coincided with an STD test in which I came up clean. I decided to leave it that way.
But, now, I'm missing it. I miss getting an impersonal fuck from a woman who doesn't really care, and just wants my hundred bucks. I miss doing something illicit, but I keep reminding myself about STD's and LE. So here's my question. For all you guys who quit and came back, why did you come out of retirement? And, once you've retired, does your un-retirement last long?

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