Maple spa just opened in my area, out on campo...
Maple spa just opened in my area, out on campo road. Thought I would try it out. What I should have done was gone to goddess like I had planned. I should have seen the red flags, but I had a few cocktails in me, my judgement was clouded. I pull up to the place, it is very conspicuous-hell, theres a sign for it on the damn 94 freeway! Mamasan was at the door as I was walking up, and showed me in. This place is weird. Used to be a house at one time? But its still under renovations! There is contractor equipment and tools in rooms, there was even stuff in thr closet of the room I got shuffled off to. I ask mamasan how much for half hour, .6, damn! My masseuse comes in, she was gross. Late 40\\\'s, crazy hair, wearing black dress. Immediately starts prodding my back with leathery hands, no oil whatsoever. Her hands were dryer than mine, no joke. Her technique was exactly like if you were to be frisked by a cop. 3 minutes in, she pulls the towel, lightens up the pressure (thank god) then teases for maybe 10 mins. On the flip she asks, and I say yes, WTF, may as well ride this out. She magically produces oil (where was it earlier?) pulls down dress, and does a rushed 2 handed E. No HE here, just an E. Nothing hapoy about that shit. She let me fiv and all that other crap, probably coulda got more, but was so over the experience. Worst part of this all was yet to come. She cleaned me up w tissues, walked out of room to go wash and flush, LEFT THE DOOR OPEN WITH ME NUDE ON BED. WTF? She comes back with hot towel to clean me, which she does. Then proceeds to wash my feet with the same towel gross. I tried to get dressed and bounce before she came back, shit, she caught me, so I had to tip. Gave her 20 and practically ran to the door. Funny thing on the way out. Mamasan was almost apologetic. She said come back later, we will have new girls. Her tone said we will have better girls. Too bad I won\\\'t be around to ever find out
⚠️ 2 clients warned about something in this review