In my quest to visit every MP in West Hollywood, and to taste the wares of each and every provider, I made my first visit to Just Relax.
It\'s intrigued me since I first read about two of their pros: Penny and Choi. These reviews were mixed, as they described hotties with wacky personalities, and I normally have to be feeling a little extra ramby to be motivated to pursue this type of provider. In addition, this joint shares a parking lot with Fat Burger, which removes some of the mysterious shadiness from the equation, feels like I\'m walking into a Pinkberry or Starbucks. Doesn\'t feel quite skanky enough, eh? I called ahead to see who\'s in today\'s bullpen, how busy are they right now, am I gonna get a rookie who thinks I\'m a cop, etc., and this led to a confusing phone convo. I swear that I dialed their 323 phone number, but when I asked Mamasan about Choi, Penny, Lupe, and Tiffany (the WeHo crew), she starts telling me about their Redondo Beach legit girls, Lily and Jennifer. Huh? I\'m still not sure how this happened, because five minutes later, I\'m walking in the door to see Mamasan in the WeHo office, and she\'s all smiles, informs me that she has two different honeys for me. \"You want Latina or Asian girl?\" she asks. Before I could answer, she adds, \"I bring them both to show you.\" Oh no, me thinks, here comes the awkward line up--inside my tiny, but nice, massage room. The Latina was a little too tall and athletic looking for my preferences of the moment. I think her name was \"Lana\" or similar. Her rack looked nice, but for some reason, I was in the mood for something different. Three seconds later, in walks Pink: Korean, thin, short, pretty, young, but had a wheezy, raspy voice. Sounded like she is pre-emphasemic. Why was this so hot? Great question, but in my twisted mind, this was a turn-on. Let\'s get it on! So, I choose eager, little Pink, the cigarette smoker, and she jumps into my room right in the middle of my disrobing routine. This is an area of mongering I\'m still working on--how to involve the provider in my process of \"getting ready for the show\", in such a way that it enhances the overall experience. Since I find that 90% of my providers give me a good 4-5 minutes to get myself ready for them, before they enter the room, I have a pretty structured routine. First, I quickly, but carefully take off my suit, tie, shirt, and everything else, hanging up the tie, shirt, and jacket, usually on the back of the skanky, partially stained, rickety chair that\'s almost always in the room, that I sometimes fantasize about also incorporating into the sexy fun, but then I wonder about the safety factor (too rickety, too much DNA already embedded in the skanky seat cover, etc). My goal during the disrobing segment is twofold. keep the work clothes looking as fresh as possible, because I\'m usually headed back to the office afterward, and also try to make a good, fresh, minty impression on my new gf. These Asians seem to have a penchant for a guy with a little touch of fastidiousness. With 3 or 4 minutes left to prep, my second step is too make sure my naked bod is also fresh and minty, so I now pull out the handiwipe I\'ve smuggled inside my pocket, then frantically search the room for the standard bottle of rubbing alcohol. I\'ll start with the alcohol, splashing some on my junk, then some on the bottoms of both my feet. Since some of these sessions end up in massagee, I certainly don\'t wanna lose points because of stinky feet. Then, if time permits, I\'ll use the handiwipe for extra clean up, especially on the back side. You never know when one of the girls is gonna get a little extra frisky and give you a surprise rimmer, right? Now, I\'m into the final stage of prep: the push ups. This prolly sounds a little gay, but if homegirl still hasn\'t arrived by now, then I\'m doing some sorta quick exercise to pump some blood into my pecs, biceps, tris, shoulders, etc. Most of the hotter A-list providers claim to hit the gym 5+ days per week, which is more than me, so I use my final 30 seconds of pre-gametime to look as muscular as possible. The downside to this, is when hottie walks in, and I\'m still panting from the mini workout session, because it might make her think that I\'m nervous, or LE or some such. I usually just smile and say, \"I\'m excited to see you, baby.\" Pink walked in a little earlier than I expected, so I didn\'t get the opportunity to pump up the guns, but \"little brother\" was pretty pumped, and Pink giggled when she pulled off the towel that was wrapped around my waist, as Woody was already ready for action. Awkwardly and somewhat painfully, I followed her instructions to lie face down, for the perfunctory 10-minute massage. She was mildly skilled with the lotion-free massage and five minutes into it, she started rubbing and grabbing my buttocks. That\'s right, I just typed \"buttocks\". She did this weird alternating method of grabbing my ass with her fingernails, then softly, sensually stroking the giggle berries and brown eye. This went on for another 4-5 minutes, which I enjoyed, and then she suddenly got fully nude and began with the \"I rub your naked backside with my naked frontside\" show. I liked this, especially with the mirror mounted on the wall, three inches away from my right eyeball. I watched her weirdly thin little body rubbing on me, hearing her funny, wheezy Korean moans and broken English quips of \"oh, baby\" and \"oh, yes, you so handsome, honey\". You know, the typical stuff. Finally, she asks me to \"turn ovah, honey.\" Woody\'s still ready for sexytime and she giggles again. So, I augment the show by making Woody twitch and wiggle a little, hands free. This usually amuses us both for a few moments, good ice breaker, so I use it quite often. Pink then grabs my inner thighs and aggressively moves my legs apart, planting herself right between them, looking up at my face with big, open Korean eyes and says, \"I like you baby, I give you special.\" What did she just say? Special? And then she starts with the bbbj, which is somewhat sensuous, somewhat eager, like a younger, twenty-something provider. This continues for 5-7 minutes, then she jumps on top for some cg. I tried to seduce her into some lfk, but she was not too interested. Dang it. This is usually a deal breaker for me. If the pro isn\'t willing to make out a little bit, then I rarely feel connected. Oh well, I\'ll try again soon. We soon switch to mish, after I take a quick detour down south for some daty. Again, another test for me: is she lubed up naturally? does she taste like a bowl full of trojans? did the guy before me do bbfs with cip? is she a tranny? I\'m also intrigued by the girls who seem to avoid the daty altogether. What are they hiding? Pink allowed it, but was not thrilled by it. She seemed to just kinda go with the flow. I then slid up north for some standard mish, began watching the performance in the wall mirror, now 6 inches away from my eight eyeball. Her performance was okay. She just didn\'t seem that into it, and she may be too young to have developed her acting chops. If she sticks with it, I\'m confident she\'ll improve in this area. Again, she brings back the wheezy, Korean flavored moans and groans, and I\'m finally reaching the top of the mountain, filling the standard issue red balloon with baby batter. I check my wrist watch and we\'re right at the 27th minute. Perfect! She\'s friendly with the clean up process, even brings me a little cup of cheap mouthwash. As I give her a little extra bonus on the side table, she is very smiley and appreciative, she even told me her weekly schedule: \"I\'m here on Thursday only, then on Friday and Saturday, at other workplace nearby, different name. Shh--don\'t tell mama! She no like this. Other place is better.\" Hmm, sounds like we may meet up again soon. Pink then gives me the typical, goodbye, closed lipped peck on my lips, and I\'m outta there. Mama was very friendly as she watched my happy ass exiting the building. Monger on, brothers!