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Massage sucked but CFS offered.. pretty hefty tip but in the moment I was willing to pay for it. She went over and beyond and worked hard for the pop which I appreciated. Wouldn’t return just due to the cost.. but if $370 total doesn’t bother you, it’ll be a fun time. The only other complaint I have is they were burning incense.. kind of hard to explain later on why I was smelling of incense

So I made a appt for a girl they called kelli! What a piece of work this chick is. So I pay my $80 for the hour and I’m lead to the room. A little bit later she wakes in. The lights were very dim so I couldn’t get a very good view of this girl. She said her name was Kelli she’s over 5’5” and maybe around 5’7” ish dirty blond hair and would say she under 40! Well she started a bad massage like really bad I tell her to rub my legs harder and she tells me she hurt her knee and she can’t rub any harder. Mind you she is trying to fucking tickle me it’s that soft. She also tells me she hurt her hip a well. So I’m thinking wow I paid $80 for a bullshit feather dusting! I then think to myself wow if this chick can’t rub and is complaining that her knee and hip are hurting then all she is going to do when I pull out the 10” meat stick is fucking complain. So then she asked me what I wanted I told her against my better judgment I want to fuck. She then tells me it will be $200 I laughed and told her excuse me what did you say? She said yea all is girls here had a meeting and we are now all charging $200. Well you know me and my M.O. I tell her there are girls that are walking distance from her that are $120. She say that those girls are ugly. I laught and tell her no Natalie is way better looking than you are sugar tits. She replies well maybe I’m not the girl for you and I tell her and this isn’t the place for me anymore either! I get dressed and leave. I don’t know where these girls are getting the idea that $200 is acceptable.

I walked in and Tammy was at the front, she had 30 min for me.

Began with a nude massage then I got the 20 questions to make sure I was cool. Then put the cover on with her mouth and a few minutes of CBJ. Then she asked me to stand up, she laid down on the table and said she likes it on the bottom. So I climbed aboard, and gave her what she wanted and I got mine in the process. A pretty girl with a charming personality and a killer body. She\'s tiny, and I loved every bit of it.

Highly recommend. Highly.

For starters it’s on the inside portion of the strip mall right next to the dmv. It has a very secretive history about it and I’m goi g to tell you all about this place.
First just park anywhere outside. To find this place it’s tucked into the corner right next to the dmv. Yup the dmv(Fuck the dmv) to find this place the entrance is behind two double glass doors in the corner. You will see benches out side for people to sit at while waiting in line. The double glass door are on the east side of the building. Walk through the doors to your left at 11:00 you will see a elevator. To your left at 9:00 you will see a flight of stairs go up the flight of stairs you will find your self looking down a hallway that is approximately 40 yards long and directly at the end of that hallway is the door to boditec. Walk in ask for a massage yes it’s really hard to get this elite club to open its doors to you but for white girls it’s a must do.

Little history of the place:

This place has been around for years over 15 I want to say, man how time flies when your having fun right. I remember fucking Anna here before she opened up lakeview both Anna, susan and shay are pineapples IYKYK. Susan use to give massages in the tiki room if you were talented enough to get her.

Discription of Shay:
Shay is a taller Amazon blond girl she’s way taller than the average girl she’s at least 5’11” maybe 6’ maybe taller. she’s very soft spoken and nice to talk to. long legs and a nice ass for a middle aged woman. She did have some scars on her back and other places. I do know a thing of two about the neck and spine and I would have to say judging from the road rash on her body that I saw I would have to make a educated guess that she was in a motorcycle accident. From past experience with this type of scaring this is what I associate it with. Now this is just a guess and I could be completely wrong. Just to let you know I never asked her as I didn’t want to make her feel uncomfortable. It didn’t take away from her sex appeal. She has some nice titties and a really nice shaved pussy!


What happen:
So I was lead to the room all of the rooms are the Themed! Tiki room moon room etc. all have a very nice paint Scheme. Tables are very soft and comfortable. I got naked and payed down. I let my cock hang down between my legs. About 10 minutes later in comes shay! She gets down to her thong and started running her had up my leg she the started stroking my cock and says to me” Who’s horse is this” I laugh because I had no witty response. She gives a ok massage and I just flip over. She started stroking my cock and she started telling me how nice it was how she like how Veiny it is. I though to myself wow I feel like a piece of wagu A5 beef right now! She then started with a nice sloppy blowjob. I happen to look over on the counter and see that she walked in with two condoms a magnum and a standard.( I realized I was dealing with a Boy Scout gotta love a girl that knows what she wants) after about 5 minutes of sucking I put her on her back and start eating that Pussy. She started getting into it and about 15 minutes in it felt like a water pipe bursted( but that would have flooded the dmv………….. oh wait did I just say that) IYKYK. She double handed grabbed my head and gave me a face fucking in Ecstasy. I then kissed my way up her stomach and titties and slid my cock right into her pussy she was still recovering from the massive O. She spreads her legs nice and wide and wrapped them inside mine and asks me if I want to put on a condom. I grab her head and lift it up so she can see my cock penetrating her pussy and give her a few long strokes and ask her does it look better bare or with a condom on. She reaches down and pulls me into her pussy really hard. (Well there’s your answer) I Immediately go into long stroke mode she bigger and has a deeper pussy. I proceed to take this girl to church( she keeps moaning oh my god oh my god) I’m feeling my balls bounce off her slimy asshole about this time I flip her over for some doggy and yes her asshole is so glazed from her woman juice it looks like a Krispy Kreme doughnut. I then have her mount me and she straight goes to work I felt like a mechanical bull in Mexico( yeah you guys know the one) I tell her you don’t want anybody to know what’s going on you may want to be a little more quite. She tells me don’t worry nobody can hear anything in these rooms. I then flip her onto her back and start really dropping the hammer on her and she taking all 25cm I left her legs up and right before I cum I pull out and shoot cum all over stomach and tits. It looked like I shot her with a super soaker. I then used my cock as a paint brush and rubbed it all over her pussy. She reached down with her hands and rubbed it all over tits and stomach like it was lotion. (Certified freak) while this is going on I slide my cock back into her pussy and hit it for about 5 more minutes.

Now I know I’m going to piss off you beta males with this review. And yes I have smashed a majority of the girls at this place. I know your thinking oh he hasn’t smashed my girl! YES I have.

For all my haters you know who you are you just can’t stop reading my reviews. I think T.I. Said it best: I know you don’t like me cuz but your bitch most likely does. So let me give you dweebs that leave these comments a little advice! If you don’t look better than me, if you don’t get more ass than me, if you don’t have more money than me! STFU!……………….. I know it’s easy to hate on me bro!…………. I am the shit!…….. I can’t help it bro it’s been like that my whole life……. I guess you can say I’m gifted! . I know some of you are thinking he’s so Arrogant……………….. your dam right! Trust me it ain’t tricking if you got it!…… you know what I mean?………….. no you don’t!!

To all you guys who blow up my massages with kind words of encouragement I appreciate the support.
Have fun with her and like always keep bangnhoes

First time ever to this establishment and luck of the draw. A couple of other gals up front who were very friendly, one very curvy, the other a little older but pretty decent looking.

What can I say? About 30 min rub on the back and then asks what I want on the flip. I could not bring myself to go for FS or anything like that, but I did get the release I came for -- she did a good job with that. Not trying to be critical of her, it takes all kinds to make up our world. Just not my type, that\'s all.

I might return for some of the others.

She is friendly nice girl don’t know if I’ll fucker because I just like filling her mouth up with cum

The first time was sometime in Nov 2020. That time, I was scheduled with someone else but had to leave so Tricia just came in. I didn\'t get her name that time but had a fun fun sesh.

This session, I actually asked for Tricia since she was an option. I was happy to have her again. She is bubbly and the best thing - she lost weight since the last time I was with her and damn her body looks amazing. She has an athletic build, good muscle in stomach and I loved it.

Session started with me facing down fully naked. She comes in, takes clothes off and starts light massage just to rub. Quickly turned around and we didn\'t end up doing the massage thing and what not. Just started cuddling and she starts playing. The hat came and I started with doggy. I am shortening this long story but it was close to 1 hr session. The $80 is always for up to 1 hr at this place. They don\'t offer less anymore. Which is fine.

The first thing she asked me is do I want full-service this was before she ever even touched me before she ever even asked me my name and I said sure and she goes that’ll be $200 and I was like what the fuck. She then got naked and started massaging me which wasn’t very good she then jumped up on the table and started rubbing your tits all over me and she goes what’s wrong and I told her I’m not paying her $200 and she goes oh that’s what’s wrong very rudely and then she got off the table and she put her clothes on and walked out of the room so I took this is a cue to leave

I think I had seen her working the front desk before. Went in, paid my dues and was led to the room. Took a quick rinse and then Regina came in and started an OK massage. She has some nice features but she could also tone up a little more. We chatted a little bit on various things, then on the flip she motioned to mr happy and I said \"yep\"... she gave me a nice and slow finish while I felt up her boobs and ass. Maybe more might be on the menu next time, but also too many new gals to try as well.

I mean, she is older than most providers but she has an awesome bod, six pack and all. She is in amazing shape and she has the accent that makes you hard HAHA.

She has a weird schedule so I have not been able to book her yet but damn, she is fucking fun.

she needs to lose about 35 lbs. She has a beautiful face. I guess Mexican men like their women plump! Anyway I pay girl in front and go the private rooms. They are all well maintained and clean. I took off my clothes and waited about 5 min. Zoey comes in as friendly as hell. She immediately put me at ease. She gets naked right away and the fun starts. She is a real pleaser. She makes up for any shortcomings by her eagerness to please. After a Cbj we go directly to k9,rcg and finished up in mish. She allows lots of access and enjoys kissing. Something I really like. She really seemed into the session. I of course exploded into the cover after about 20 min. She cleaned me up gave me a bottle of water and I was out the door. I will definitely repeat with her. I really like her attitude!

Not easy to get into this place. The bathroom and showers are great! Tiffany is a new girl so thought I would give her a try. She is probably the best looking girl there with a great body and super ass, but her attitude sucks. She really does not get into the session. And I don\'t think she cares either. I would say all the other girls really enjoy pleasing their customers. Anyway Tiffany drops her clothes when she walks in and starts off with a light massage. I quickly remind her that is not why I came her. One big turn off is she does not do oral. So I immediately begin a little DATY. Then on goes the cover and we did mish and k9.I blew into the cover. Not a very exciting or memorable experience...but she does get the job done. I will not repeat with her but if you like spinners she is definitely your type. I prefer a girl that offers more variety.

It is not easy to get into unless they know you. It is really nice inside with showers and lotions. The rooms are private. I am escorted to one of the rooms and I strip down. About 5 minutes later Kylie domes in and takes off all her clothes and proceeds to give a great massage! Of course I had to reach around and grab that lovely ass. After about 10 min she starts giving me a BBBJ. It was the best I\'ve had! Quickly that turns into K9 RCG and end up in Mish. We exchanged a few kisses as well. She is extremely friendly something I like. We talked about a bunch of things. For me it makes the connection more real. She really seems to enjoy the sex and gets into it. I will be back again. I saw another cutie in the hallway as I left.

I was with a couple of girls from this place in the past who have moved on and thought I\'d try Sunny cuz she\'s so hot. I went back and undressed and got myself erect. I was lying there and she saw my erection and said, \"You are going to have to turn over.\" So I did. I apologized and said that I was hoping for more with someone as fine as her. She said that she was strictly legit but didn\'t run me off or anything. We eased into the session and she draped me but didn\'t act all weird or anything. I asked her if there was any chance that she would take off her clothes and sit on my face. She just laughed and I said that I had to try. Then she said, \"No more of that kind of talk.\" So I cleaned it up. It was a great massage but not as great as I\'d hoped. I\'d say don\'t even bring it up to her and don\'t go to her except for legit. She\'s a nice girl and I felt kinda bad later but I love to try and get some action and part of the fun is not knowing and talking perverted and seeing what you can get away with.

Sunny sounded like a good name, so I chose her since she was available. I didn\'t know for sure what to expect, as this was my first time here, so I played it by ear. While I did enjoy the session, it was strictly professional. She let me know that in a nice way, so at least there wasn\'t any question. I got the works with hot rocks, and a mix of deeper and lighter work. She did a great job and made nice conversation. She\'s nice looking and caring, so I have her a $20 tip. I\'ll go back.

First let me say as other reviewers have mentioned, it is very tricky to find. IT\'s located in a corner building of the plaza and the office is located in the 2nd floor.

This has got to be the most legit looking place I\'ve been. They even have pamphlets. Very very professional health spa looking. I was greeted by the front desk lady and she asked if I wanted to pay cash or credit. I handed her the cash and she assigned Michelle to me. Was escorted to the room and I undress and got on the table.

About 5 minutes goes by and the lady comes back in and tells me there\'s a been a mistake. She thought I was another customer who had made an appointment. So she gave me my cash back and told me to call to make an appointment next time.

So here\'s what I\'m really curious about. I read reviews about this place that suggests you can get extras besides the massage. But this place looks way too legit to suggest anything like that can be had here. Can someone clear this up for me?

The only problem is that her massage is great, but no indication that she would touch the boys or stroke the stick. I felt like I had blue balls. Next time I may push it and see how she responds...

She is very sweet and it seems almost too good to be true. I presume more is available, but I did not try. This place is like Fort Knox to get into. Once you have mastered the key, a wonderful time is available.

She's a nice lady. A bit too chubby for my liking, but good service. Nice massage and a very nice HJ to completion. She can be a bit chatty so if you don't like that, I dont recommend her. Apparently, more can be had if you leave a larger tip. I was content with her clothing on the whole time.

she will make you feel like a million bucks. She has a beautiful enhanced rack and a neatly trimmed pussy.She starts off with a soft massage and slowly works into stroking yhe jewels from behind, once she is sure you are game she reviels her wonderful tits and strips to her pantys. She allows you to stroke the kitty and gets very wet. her handy is slow and sensual i think more may be offered. Great massage and nice ending must see.

I don't think she does any extras, but the body scrub was great nevertheless.

Called to make appointment with Lexy and was told there was no one there by that name. Lacy is a very friendly and complete provider. Treat her with respect so she stays around.

She is a cute russian who last time I was there took away my towel immediately. She teased me and then I got her underessed. She has nice B\'s and lets you pretty much do whatever you want(within reason I\'m sure). She then gave me a very below average bbbj. I finished with her just giving me a HJ while I fingered away at her snatch/ass. She is about as cute of a white chick you will see at a MP. Definately worth a try.

Lexy was at the desk of a beautiful office like setting. I thought at that point I would at least get a good massage. Boy was I wrong. Lexy is not a looker, but is genuine and will rock your world. you must make an appointment, and get past some screening. Once you do, this place is the only place you will go!!! Lexy started with a good massage and some small talk then started playing with the boys on the flip. I asked her to remove her clothes and touched her all over. she stroked my member like a pro and after about 10 minutes i could no longer hold off as i was starting to explode she took my balls in her mouth and i shot my load on her face. Must see.

This is a difficult place to get into. Lots of screening. Going to have Susan, instead saw Tracy (had her several years ago before she left the area) Tracy does a very sensual and complete massage, very slow and the ending is the best in the area. YMMV Will return next week.