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tombo Jan 18, 2008 California
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I'm amazed at the number of BS reviews here. The girl was unattractive, no body, flat ass, older and yet the guy goes in and gets the massage. You all must be really desperate. And then you come here and boast about how dumb you were as well. :-) *LOL* I'd certainly not admit to any such stupidity. Appearance...poor...Experience ...bad. Yet you forked out good money for something you know you won't enjoy. Tip them as well? Gimme a break. Why not just ask to see who's available, say no thank you perhaps another time and walk out? Or are all of you posting this nonsense that desperate for any woman's touch?

I certainly would hit the door if I saw I wouldn't enjoy the experience. The less you're willing to accept, the less you'll be offered. There's other places and other roads to travel.

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