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Anonymous Nov 29, 2007 California
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I'm a bit perplexed by some of the reviews and ratings that are being left on this site. This site is here to let memebers know:

1. IS THERE A HAPPY ENDING?
If there is no happy ending, GIVE A THUMBS DOWN! I dont care if she was "sweet" or "smokin' hot". Thumbs down. Self service = thumbs down. A great massage + smokin' hot + self service = THUMBS DOWN!

2. THE WINNIE FACTOR.
Winnie is UGLY! Don't rate ugly chicks over a two. Even though her massage is great and she is cheap, she's UGLY.

Rate these women appropiately. Just because she is nice to you, doesnt mean she is great or even good looking. Most are average at best.

I've met about two massage chicks that would rate a five and maybe a dozen that would be a four. DON'T OVER RATE LOOKS.

3. PAYMENT.
DON'T OVERPAY YOU MORONS! Think with your big head before you go in. Have money in all four pockets so you can negotiate.

Hand finish: 20-40. Forty is the absolute max!
French lesson: 40-60. Dont pay 80! They will always come down!
Full service: 80-120. The "HOT FACTOR" Comes into play here. Hotter the chick, the more I'm willing to donate to "FREE TIAWAN".
HOTTNESS HAS NO FACTOR WITH THE HAND. IF YOU'VE SEEN WINNIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

HAPPY MONGERING!

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