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RE: Why do non-mongers make so much noise in the next room?

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Anonymous Feb 4, 2008 California
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I love getting extras at places I shouldn't get extras from, but part of that sweet experience is tolerating all the crappy noise from non-monger types who go into these places and ask all kind of stupid questions or make endless chatter with the massage girl as if they're there to socialize. Not just men, but women too. I know they're there for legit reasons and I am there mostly to spurt my juice into the mouth of the willing masseuse who these people would otherwise think is legit, but still they seem to have no respect for the desired serenity of other people. It's not a hospital waiting room, it's a massage facility.

I wish I knew how to get these people to shut up. I remember this one place in a city I lived in previously, it was the most legit place, they had a top facility. They also had the amazing ability to always have 1 or 2 real young cuties in a sea of average, and many times I would spend an entire hour having my tool attended to sensually by these girls for just an extra 40 or 60 and in the next room is some dipshit talking about the weather or the traffic or thich knots in his or her back need the most attention. It really takes away from some of the better experiences.

There are only three ways to get around that. 1)Go to a private home. 2)Find a decent outcall if you're willing to open your home up to a stranger. 3)Try to go to the MP's when their business is slow. You have a better chance of getting a longer massage and quality service when the business is quiet. But it's never a good thing when your masseuse has customers waiting and is trying to get you out of there ASAP.
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