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Here's something more to freak out over for you guys that are germ-shy. It doesn't matter if you're in an AMP, LMP, AAMP or any other type of MP, they all use towels. To cover the mattress (and/or pillow), to clean you up, cover your ass, whatever.
Are the towels you lay on always clean? Do they change them? Do they merely turn them over between mongers, or maybe just smooth them out? And what about that pillow towel? Smell kinda funky, like old sweat, drool, or Brylcream? That hot towel feels so good right, when they're cleaning your cum (or their pussy juice) off your equipment? Is it fresh? Did they use it on the last guy too? The last ten guys? Every guy this week? DID THEY EVEN RINSE IT OFF BETWEEN MONGERS???
The veterans are probably all laughing and cringing right about now. The newbies are probably thinking about going back to porn and whacking off. Yes, that's right. Some of these girls are oblivious to personal hygiene, or just don't give a $#!+. Or both.
I was reminded of this recently when I went to see a girl I know who I'm friendly with. She was alone, and just after I got there another monger rings the bell. Drat! Thanks, you cock-blocking SOB! Of course, being the money-grubber that she is, she answers the door (instead of ignoring it, since she already had a customer: ME!), while apologizing and asking me to wait and she'd rush this guy through the paces and come back to me so we'd have more time and blah, blah, blah.
Sure whatever. She takes the monger to a room. Ten minutes later the massage room door opens and I hear her running water in the bathroom sink. Then she she shuts it off and goes back in. Another ten minutes, and another satisfied customer walks off into the sunset.
She rejoins me, and did indeed make it up to me... :-)
When we were done, she gets a roll of paper towels to clean up with, telling me "hot towel no good," with a knowing smile.
EWWWWW!!!
Did that other guy get the last clean washcloth? Or ... ???? LOL
It pays to be observant when you hobby. Keep your eyes open and take NOTHING for granted.
Are the towels you lay on always clean? Do they change them? Do they merely turn them over between mongers, or maybe just smooth them out? And what about that pillow towel? Smell kinda funky, like old sweat, drool, or Brylcream? That hot towel feels so good right, when they're cleaning your cum (or their pussy juice) off your equipment? Is it fresh? Did they use it on the last guy too? The last ten guys? Every guy this week? DID THEY EVEN RINSE IT OFF BETWEEN MONGERS???
The veterans are probably all laughing and cringing right about now. The newbies are probably thinking about going back to porn and whacking off. Yes, that's right. Some of these girls are oblivious to personal hygiene, or just don't give a $#!+. Or both.
I was reminded of this recently when I went to see a girl I know who I'm friendly with. She was alone, and just after I got there another monger rings the bell. Drat! Thanks, you cock-blocking SOB! Of course, being the money-grubber that she is, she answers the door (instead of ignoring it, since she already had a customer: ME!), while apologizing and asking me to wait and she'd rush this guy through the paces and come back to me so we'd have more time and blah, blah, blah.
Sure whatever. She takes the monger to a room. Ten minutes later the massage room door opens and I hear her running water in the bathroom sink. Then she she shuts it off and goes back in. Another ten minutes, and another satisfied customer walks off into the sunset.
She rejoins me, and did indeed make it up to me... :-)
When we were done, she gets a roll of paper towels to clean up with, telling me "hot towel no good," with a knowing smile.
EWWWWW!!!
Did that other guy get the last clean washcloth? Or ... ???? LOL
It pays to be observant when you hobby. Keep your eyes open and take NOTHING for granted.
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