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Almost Busted (and scared sraight)

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Anonymous Aug 28, 2008 California
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I visited Spa Roselle today. Except its not called Spa Roselle anymore, its now called "19th Hole Sport Massage". I should have known something was up. Against my better judgement, I decided to go ahead and get a massage...

The girl told me that there was a recent change of ownership and all new staff. My massage was just finished, and the girl left to get a hot towel. She came rushing back into the room and told me to get dressed - FAST. I dressed, while hearing lots of voices in the hallway, and she pushed me into the bathroom and closed the door. I could hear police in the talking hallway about how Spa Roselle was closed due to prostitution activites and that the new place did not have licensed masseuses, they would have to go to a hearing, etc. I was really sweating this out... But, they were told that all "clients" and employees must immediately leave the premises. Apparently there was one other guy besides me there.

This was a close one. If they had shown up 5 minutes earlier, I would have been found in a very pleasureable state with the door to the room closed. After almost twenty years on the AMP scene in Chicago, I am quitting. I was also a regular at Singapore, so this is my second warning. I was there the day before they were busted (I really had a thing for Mori...). I'm not going for a third.

So, after almost twenty years, I can look back on a lot of good times. My first AMP was the old VIP in Schaumburg in 1991. I have lots of stories from VIP, Ace, Kings, Dandelion, Green Spa, Lane's, Singapore, and probably others I can't think of.

The rest of you guys need to be really careful out there. One false move and your picture will be pasted all over the internet. I don't know why LE can't leave the AMPs alone. We really don't hurt anyone.

One word of advice to any of you who are not getting the most out of your AMP experience. Take the time to get to know the girls. Treat them with respect. Make a real effort to have a meaningful conversation. You will ALWAYS have a great time (wink, wink) if you do this.

Its been fun...

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